10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.