10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22