10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway