10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe