10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water