10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.