10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger