10 Random Poker Quotes

I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
"Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
"Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss