10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.