10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"