10 Random Poker Quotes

• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from