10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.