10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die