10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm