10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'