10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob