10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.