10 Random Poker Quotes

Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
"Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
im going to 2 out you to death