10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• "No river, no fish."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?