10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.