10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-