10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You have to piss with the dick you have