10 Random Poker Quotes

• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez