10 Random Poker Quotes

• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• It's Free To Fold...
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.