10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Fook the floosh droo!
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.