10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson