10 Random Poker Quotes

• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm