10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson