10 Random Poker Quotes

"I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
It's Free To Fold...
"Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
Why not, when some because there are three.
"All-in, bitches!!!"
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine