10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Welcome to kicker school
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier