10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Those eggs smell delicious!