10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim