10 Random Poker Quotes

• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Welcome to kicker school
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."