10 Random Poker Quotes

• It's Free To Fold...
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Poker is for loners.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers