10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"