10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?