10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- im going to 2 out you to death