10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- It's Free To Fold...
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.