10 Random Poker Quotes

• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Welcome to kicker school
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event