10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Welcome to kicker school
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth