10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament