10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.