10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fold and live to fold again
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.