10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.