10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die