10 Random Poker Quotes

• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."