10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.