10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Poker is for loners.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.