10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.