10 Random Poker Quotes

I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
"That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
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